Monday, July 21, 2008

My 100th Post: Let the good times roll..



Dear Readers,

I must admit, having spent an hour reading the past month's archive of the Arab Times' "Kuwait Crime" section, I am a little overwhelmed with the amount of stupidity I've found. So to save you from having to read over 500 articles, I've decided to turn to our friends at good old Cinescape. Now there's consistency you can't compete with.

Now Showing at cinemas across Kuwait:

Ahlam Elfata Eltayesh The movie story revolves around a young man where he has many dreams which he tries to achieve, and he likes to pull crazy prank jokes on his friends, also he loves many actresses to the point he hangs their pictures on his room walls. One day he meets a young lady and he likes her, so he tries all kinds of tricks to get her attention with the help of his friend. Can he draw her attention?

Kalashnikov -Arabi The movies story revolves around an assassin (khaled) who lived in Italy for many years and works for (Taha) and killed many people. One day he goes back home to Egypt and he gets hired to assassinate a young lady (Hind), but instead of doing that he falls n love with her and he protects her. Can his plans works?

Can his plans works indeed. What's with the fucking questions at the end of every synopsis? We all know the answer is yes. For fuck's sake.

Jaane Tu ... Ya Janne Na Jai thinks Aditis parents should have rinsed her mouth with soap when she was a child. Aditi thinks that Jai is the biggest coward she has ever encountered. Jai and Aditi are perfect for each other. Friends know this. Parents know this. Everybody knows this. But do Rats and Meow know?

Who the fuck are rats and meow?

Brahmanandam Drama Company -Telugu
Sivaji and Ravi Krishna turn heroes of the drama company run by Anandam. An NRI impressed with the beauty of the heroine, gives them an opportunity to stage plays in Bangkok. Once, Sivaji and Ravi try to lure the heroine of the drama company because she is quite beautiful. Irked over their behaviour, she quits the drama company before they board the flight. As their drama company gets the abroad chance for the first time, the troupe leaves for the Bangkok, on the advice of Sivaji and Ravi, that they would search a girl there as heroine at Bangkok. So, they start a hunt for a girl. In the process, Ravi comes across Arpita, who pretends that she is suffering from a mental disorder, with suicide tendency.

What the fuck is all this about?

http://webserver2.kncc.com/nowshowing.php

4 comments:

Shwaish said...

my god! i noticed that crap on KNCC or cinescape or watever! they really need to polish their synopsis or overview hehehe

Gemineye said...

They need to hire normal human beings who either copy and paste the synopsis in English from somewhere, or not bother at all! Not just throw is in altavista babel fish translate!!

Delicately Realistic said...

LOL

now THIS post is actually funny !

Gemineye said...

Are you saying the other ones aren't?? :)