Dear All,
I have not written an Idiots in Kuwait/Idiots in The World note for quite some time now.. but our friends at KNCC (Cinescape) have forced me out of hiding. I just couldn't resist. Below are some of the movie synopsis (synopsees? synopii?) from their "Now Playing" page. No bullshit, all true:
Khyana Mashrouaa (Egyptian Film)
The story of the film depends on the idea that the vast majority of people destitute and the rich alike - unlike brains of persons living in the central region, where provision is the reality of the people and different levels of physical conflict between these patterns. The movie, a number of interlocking relationships and events vary between betrayal and revenge Poverty, unemployment, corruption and the results of each of these crises on his.
WHAT THE FUCK ARE THEY TALKING ABOUT? WHAT DOES IT MEAN? I'VE READ IT OVER AND OVER BUT I STILL CAN'T SEEM TO MAKE SENSE OF IT. PLEASE PEOPLE, HELP ME OUT HERE.
Omar Wa Salma (Egyptian Film)
It is love story about the naughty young man (omer) , who has many love incidents but always they are temporary because his desire for change , after that he meets (Salma) who changes his life and the events go on …
So wait. He is a naughty young man. He has many "love incidents". But "always they are temporary because his desire for change"?. What the fuck does that mean? Then he meets Salma, who happens to change his life. And the "events go on""?
Dhamaal (Hindi)
Dhamaal, as the name suggests, is a fun filled caper about four friends.......the final component of which is Mr. Scared of everything, Boman Contractor (Aashish Chowdhury), whose greatest fear is his father, Nari Contractor (Asrani).
Wait. Is their surname contractor?
http://www.cinescape.com.k
