BEYOND

Exhibitionist held

Farwaniya police arrested an Arab expatriate after he put on an artificial male organ on his own to seduce female passers-by. The organ, which was too huge to be true, drew shocked gasps not only from females but also from all around. The expat however shrank when he saw police, and was subdued after a hot chase.

What is it with Kuwait and sodomy?

Bedoons, Kuwaitis scuffle over attempted 'sodomy'

Published Date: February 27, 2007

KUWAIT: Two bedoons travelling in a car in Riqqa spotted an eleven-year-old Kuwaiti boy standing in front of his house, and decided to kidnap and sodomize him. One of them alighted and tried to force the boy to get inside the car but the boy started screaming; alerting other boys in the neighbourhood, who wrestled with the bedoons and managed to pin them down until police arrived. However the boy's father when informed on the situation along with his relatives rushed to the police station where they encountered the bedoons' relatives. Both groups were then involved in a scuffle. The boy's father then stabbed one of the bedoons several times. The victim had to be admitted to the intensive care unit at Adan hospital. Police arrested the boy's father and referred him to the relevant authorities.

Love-struck fan flees

A fifty-year-old female Kuwaiti broadcaster reported to police that a love-struck fan parked his car near her flat in the Yarmouk area, and switched on the radio blaring the sound. She said that her relatives asked him why he had parked near the building, to which he proclaimed that he loved her. She added that he returned the next day, but her brothers and relatives charged towards his car, but he abandoned the car and fled on foot. The case is under investigation.

Holiday arrests

Hawally police spread a wide dragnet of police patrols along the Arabian Gulf Road to contain negative activities of revellers. They arrested two Kuwaitis under the influence of alcohol, three men wanted in financial cases, confiscated several knives in addition to issuing a whopping 350 tickets to reckless young drivers. All arrested were referred to the authorities.

Four scuffle over girl

Four young men were involved in fight while following a girl. Two of the boys whispered sweet nothings to the girl, which enraged the other two after which they got into a fight. Police arrested all the men, while the girl on being questioned denied knowing any of them.

Tent stolen

A Kuwaiti complained to police that his tent was stolen from a spring camp in the Subiya area. He said the tent, as well as items worth KD200 were stolen. A case was filed.

Worse by the hour...

Kuwaiti teen sodomized by seventeen studs in Jahra
Published Date: February 26, 2007
By Hanan Al-Saadoun

KUWAIT: A 16-year-old Kuwaiti living in Jahra lodged a complaint against two brothers accusing them of sexually harassing him. Police referred the case to the public prosecutor who suspected the allegations and demanded further investigations to be done in the case. On being initially interrogated by detectives the young man told them that two Kuwaiti brothers along with their fifteen friends sodomized him in a desert camp in Al-Zour. Then on being instructed by the public prosecutor to delve further into the case, the young man admitted that he was closely associated with the sister of the two brothers and that they frequently conversed through their mobiles, adding, "when her brothers found out, they asked me to meet them to settle things out." He said since he was afraid of meeting them alone, he asked his friend to accompany him, who were both shocked to see the gang there. He added that the gang then forced him and his friend to have sex together while they recorded the entire act on their mobile phones' cameras, after which the entire gang of seventeen then sodomized both of them and threatened to flood Kuwait with the clips if they ever talked or recalled their sister. He also said that one of the girl's brothers later on called him again as he wanted to sodomize him on the same threat. Police arrested the gang and further interrogations are in progress.

Impersonators arrested

Two Kuwaitis were arrested for dressing in military uniforms, riding two motorcycles painted in military colours and carrying real life-like weapons along the Arabian Gulf Road, which stirred panic amongst passers-by.

Bedoons arrested

Three bedoons were arrested in Jleeb for impersonating police detectives and terrorizing Asian families. Police had earlier been tipped off on the activities of five bedoons who had been vandalizing and looting apartments inhabited by Asian families impersonating police detectives. They however managed to apprehend only three as two managed to evade arrest.

Shotgun backfires

Adan Hospital officials called for a police investigation when they received an unconscious patient with a huge wound in his head and had to be admitted to the intensive care unit. On interrogating the patient's friends, they claimed that they had been playing together, when one of them threw a stone, which landed on his head, injuring him. However, under pressure from extensive interrogations, the boys confessed that their friend accidentally shot himself when he was practicing how to use a shotgun in a hunting expedition.

National & Liberation Day Special Edition

Malls, roads filled with revellers of all ages
Published Date: February 26, 2007
By Ben Garcia

KUWAIT: Kuwaitis and expatriates celebrated the country's National Day and Liberation Day yesterday in different ways. Many locals were seen spending their day strolling the main roads of Kuwait City blowing horns and proudly waving their national flag. While some expatriates preferred to stay home instead, there were some who braved themselves and spend their day at the gardens, seaside and movie theatre to make the three-day holiday special. The malls all over Kuwait especially those at Salmiya and Sharq Market were seen filled with shoppers which started from Sunday. The bay area from Messilla, Salwa, Salmiya down to Kuwait City in front of the new oil building were also seen by this reporter filled with revellers, some enjoying the day with their children of various activities such as kite flying, football and barbeques.

But most of the local youngsters in Kuwait ushers this celebration with a white flare, a snow like spray used by many to shower cars and people while celebrating on the Gulf Road, the main high-way for the celebration. Dozens of police cars and officers were dispatched to many parts of Kuwait to manage the festivity but no police have stopped the kids from spraying people inside and outside their cars. According to them, anyway, these young children are just having fun. There was an unlucky taxi driver, who was cornered and sprayed all over his face and body when a young revellers managed to open his car while passing past the group. He slowly left without a word. "We are call taxi, we receive a telephone from this area from a regular customer. Unfortunately this young kids managed to open my car and sprayed. I cannot do anything. They are just too many to control. I just hate coming to this place at this time. I knew, it will happen," the poor taxicab driver said when asked by this paper why he forgot to lock his door.

Some petty car accidents were also seen on the Gulf Road, a place where National Day revellers were seen converging themselves to commemorate these two great days.

Pigeon Thieves

Kuwaiti ‘stuntman’ arrested: Police have arrested a Kuwaiti youth for making stunts with his vehicle near the Qasha’aniya Police Station, reports Al-Rai daily. It has been reported Director of the Mubarak Al-Kabeer Security Directorate Brigadier Mustafa Khan who was in the area saw the youth and informed the police station.

Pigeon cages stolen: Police are looking for an unidentified person who allegedly broke into the home of a Kuwaiti man in Sabah Al-Salem and escaped with 20 pigeon cages from the garden of the house during Friday prayers, reports Al-Rai daily. The daily did not give more details.

Korean held taking photos: A Korean man who was caught red-handed while taking pictures of sensitive military establishment in Subbiya has been referred to concerned authorities for interrogation, reports Al-Watan daily. It has been reported the Korean had taken pictures of military bases and radar in addition to other unidentified sensitive places.

Drunk Woman... and scant clothes

Drunk woman and … scant clothes: Police have arrested a Jordanian woman for driving under the influence of alcohol and wearing indecent clothes the type worn by belly dancers. She was arrested on Al-Nuwaiseeb Road opposite the Chalets Area, reports Al-Anba daily. The woman has been referred to the authorities.

Woman insults airport officer: Immigration officers at the Kuwait International Airport have arrested a British woman of Eritrean origin for insulting a passport officer on duty, reports Al-Rai daily. A police source said an officer who is in charge of granting visas upon arrival to nationals of 32 countries who can avail of the facility requested the woman not to jump the queue and the woman is said to have lost her temper. She not only humiliated the officer, she even attacked him, says the daily.

Father reports daughter: A Kuwaiti girl who had been having an affair with a Kuwaiti boy, always couched up at her boyfriend's in Mubarak Al-Kabeer, said security officials. However, the only time she decided to get her boyfriend to couch up at her house, was caught getting out of her room by her father who angrily summoned police. A case was filed.

Pimps, Ho's and Dead Men

KUWAIT CITY: Police recently raided a vice den in Jleeb Al-Shuyoukh, arrested five pimps and set free 13 Asian women who had been allegedly held against their will and forced into prostitution, reports Al-Anba daily. The raid followed a complaint filed by an Indonesian woman who said she had been kidnapped by an unidentified taxi driver and sold to pimps. She added, she managed to escape and informed police about the activities of the pimps who were also holding other women captive. In other news, police acting on information raided a brothel in Ahmadi and arrested 10 prostitutes and four pimps and referred them to the authorities.

‘Dead’ man worried about ‘iqama’: A Bangladeshi man, identified only as Dalour, has appealed to the First Deputy Premier, Minister of Interior and Minister of Defence Sheikh Jaber Al-Mubarak Al-Hamad Al-Sabah to help him renew his residence permit, reports Al-Rai daily. According to Dalour, who works as a porter at the Ministry of Interior, says during a random check of the status of residence permit he discovered the computer shows him as dead man. He added he tried in vain to rectify the mistake and is now afraid he may not be able to renew his residence permit which expires in March 16, 2007.

Tyson Syndrome

I WISH i was making this stuff up..

KUWAIT CITY: A police officer whose identity has not been disclosed has been admitted to the Al-Babtain Hospital for Burns for plastic surgery — to 'stitch back his ear' — after it was severed in a road 'accident', reports Al-Watan daily. The daily quoting a security source said the incident took place when the officer forced an unidentified youth to pull over for riding his ATV -- the so-called all-terrain vehicle or buggy as it is popularly known in Kuwait - recklessly in a suburb of Qadsiya. In order to help his friend escape, another youth who was riding with a 16-year-old Kuwaiti girl on the back seat hit the officer and the officer lost his ear.

The girl was also injured because the buggy overturned and she had to be rushed to a hospital. The officer bleeding from the ear was rushed to a hospital by a Kuwaiti motorist and the driver of the bunchy was arrested and handed over to police by passersby. Surprisingly it has been reported unidentified sources are putting pressure on the police officer not to file a case against the girl. It has also been reported that family of the girl tried to assault the youth for taking the girl out without their permission.

Transvestite flees "mates"

THIS IS ACTUALLY WRITTEN IN THE NEWSPAPER IN KUWAIT, I SWEAR TO GOD.

Transvestite flees ‘mates’: Three persons, including a girl believed to be a transvestite, have been referred to police for interrogation, reports Al-Anba daily. The daily quoting a security source said police detained the suspects when they saw a semi-nude ‘girl’ running across a road after she had escaped from the car of the two youths.When she saw the police she requested securitymen to take her to her vehicle which was parked in front of a well-known restaurant. The girl and the two youths were high on alcohol and later police discovered the girl is a transvestite, who had been having fun with the two youths in their vehicle and escaped from the vehicle after the youths requested to continue their orgy in a camp at an unidentified location.

"Backdoor Thief"

Girl molested in 'Hala' crowd: Police have arrested an Arab man for molesting a Kuwaiti girl. The daily quoting a security source said the incident took place on the Salem Al-Mubarak Street in Salmiya while the victim was walking with her mother, reports Al-Watan daily. It has been reported the suspect taking advantage of the 'Hala Feb' Festival crowd followed the girl and touched her private parts. The girl turned around, hit the man and screamed for help. The molester tried in vain to escape on foot. However, passersby seized him, beat him and handed him over to police. It has been reported the suspect is the manager of a well-known a café in Salmiya.

Suicide bid foiled: Timely arrival of police saved the life of a Kuwaiti youth who tried in vain to jump to his death from the sixth floor or a residential building, reports Al-Anba daily. A security source said a police patrol was dispatched to the area after the youth's friend telephone the Operations Department of the Ministry of Interior. The same source said four other youths who were inside the apartment left before the arrival of police. The source added the youths were gambling and drinking alcohol and when the youth lost all his money, he decided to end his life.

Backdoor thief robs salon: Police are looking for an unidentified person who allegedly broke into a beauty salon in Salmiya and escaped with cosmetics and the passport of a female Indian employee, reports Al-Watan daily. The owner of the salon told police the thief broke into the salon through the back door. The door has also been damaged.

3 'assault' woman in car: Police have arrested three men - two Kuwaitis and a Saudi — for 'assaulting' a Kuwaiti woman, reports Al-Rai daily. A police source said the victim called the Operations Department of the Interior Ministry when the suspects forcibly entered her vehicle in front of the Al-Shaab Park and one of them allegedly took of his clothes, the other beat her and the Saudi man threatened to cause her more harm. A police patrol rushed to the spot and arrested the suspects. The daily did not give more details.

"Love-Hit" Youth

Love-hit youth attempts suicide: A Kuwaiti youth who tried in vain to end his life by slitting his wrist, has been admitted to a hospital, reports Al-Watan daily. It has been reported the youth was obsessed because the family of the girl whom he loved had refused his hand in marriage. So went to her house and slit his wrist.

Hoax murder call irks police: Police are looking for an unidentified person for disturbing police, reports Al-Watan daily. It has been reported the caller telephone to say an unidentified person had been murdered in Ahmadi. The call turned out to be a hoax. Police failed to reach the caller because he has put off his cell phone.

Cheat spouse assaults wife: A Kuwaiti woman has filed a complaint with the Bayan Police Station accusing her husband of beating her and forcing her to sign a document stating she has received from him KD 3,000 after she caught him red-handed in the embrace of an Asian woman, reports Al-Watan daily. The husband is said to have also locked his wife in the bedroom and helped the other woman to escape. The woman has submitted a medical report showing bruises on her body.

Valentine revellers hauled in: Police rushed to an unidentified location in Al-Bida’a and dispersed a group of youngsters — male and female — who were celebrating Valentine’s Day in front of the house of French consul to Kuwait, reports Al-Watan daily. This came after the consul telephoned the security authorities complaining about the disturbances.

Flirting Son

Top official’s son caught ‘flirting’: Police have arrested a 37-year-old Kuwaiti man, identified only as H., and believed to be the son of an unidentified former undersecretary for sending emails to a Lebanese woman urging her to perform indecent acts and forging documents with the help of which be was able to get her mobile telephone number without her knowledge, reports Al-Rai daily. The woman said the man was the reason why she lost her job at a local company because he is said to have sent an e-mail to the manager of her company saying she was the cause of the problem. The man who was arrested in front of his home in Mishref has admitted to sending e-mails to the woman. He also claimed he was maintaining a relationship with her and that she broke off when he went back on his promise to marry her.

Jumping Maid Day?

Coincidence? You decide..

Family probed in maid death: Police have detained an Egyptian family for interrogation for allegedly pushing to death an Indian maid, identified only as Teety, from the balcony of their apartment in Farwaniya, reports Al-Watan daily. The daily quoting a security source said the Egyptian sponsor, after allegedly pushing the 29-year-old maid to her death, called the Operations Department of the Ministry of Interior and reported that his maid had jumped from the balcony of the apartment in an apparent attempt to end her life. The maid who survived the fall was rushed to a hospital. However, she died a short time later. The family was detained for interrogation after an unidentified nurse at the hospital told the hospital interrogator that the victim before her death said she was being tortured by her sponsor and thrown down from the balcony of the apartment.

Maid injured in escape bid: An Indonesian maid, whose identity has not been disclosed, has been admitted to the Mubarak Al-Kabeer hospital with serious injuries and broken limbs, reports Al-Anba daily. A reliable security source, quoting the maid’s sponsor, told the daily the maid fell from the third floor apartment while attempting to climb down with the help of a ‘rope’ made of bed sheets in an attempt to escape from his home. The rope allegedly snapped when the maid was halfway and fell in the building compound. However, police said to be waiting for the maid to recover to take her statement.

Idiot with a Bomb

Man caught planting bomb: Police have arrested a Kuwaiti man in connection with planting a hand grenade in the car park of Al-Shaab market, reports Al-Rai daily.The daily quoting a reliable security source said the suspect called the Operations Department of the Ministry of Interior saying 'someone' had planted a hand grenade in the market. However, when police rushed to the place, cordoned off the area and confronted the caller, he appeared confused and during interrogations admitted that it was he who put the bomb there. The man has been referred to authorities.

I REALLY don't think there is ANY need for me to add a comment..

A Day in the Life

‘The baby is not mine’, impotent husband accuses wife of adultery; Armed youth fails to ‘rape’ Australian woman

KUWAIT CITY: A Kuwaiti man has filed a complaint with the Public Prosecution accusing his Arab wife of giving birth to an illegitimate baby, reports Al-Anba daily. In his complaint the man said it is not possible that the wife was impregnated by him since his three earlier marriages had failed to produce any children because according to doctors he is impotent.

Australian woman assaulted: Police are looking for an armed unidentified youth for breaking into the apartment of a 32-year-old Australian woman in Salwa and threatening to kill her with a sharp object, reports Al-Watan daily. The victim told police she was surprised when the suspect, who spoke in Arabic, barged into her room and attempted to kiss her. However, when she screamed for help, he assaulted her and escaped.

3 drunkards assault 2 women: Po-lice have arrested three persons — an Iranian man and two Jordanians — for beating a Kuwait woman and her daughter, reports Al-Watan daily. The suspects were arrested after the woman called the Operations Department of the Ministry of Interior. It has been reported the suspects were under the influence of alcohol.

Friends in liquor trade: Police have arrested three men — two Indians and a Pakistani — for trading in alcohol, reports Al-Watan daily. The suspects driving along the Sixth Ring Road were ordered to pull over for reckless driving and during a routine check of the vehicle found 27 bottles of alcohol. The men who were under the influence of alcohol are said to have admitted to trading in local brew.

Saudi man’s home robbed: Police are looking for an unidentified person who broke into the home of a Saudi man in Adan and escaped with women’s clothes, KD 50 in cash and jewelry worth KD 800, reports Al-Watan daily. In another unrelated incident an unidentified person stole KD 716 from the safe of a well-known restaurant in Al-Sha’ab Al-Bahari, the daily added.

Drunk youths assault couple: Police have arrested two Arabs youths for drinking alcohol and assaulting an unidentified Arab couple in Salmiya, reports Al-Watan daily. Securitymen later searched the car of the drunkards and seized a bottle of alcohol.

Alcohol sold thru mall shop: Acting on information and armed with a search and arrest warrant, police raided a store in a well-known shopping complex in Nugra and arrested two Asians for selling alcohol, reports Al-Rai daily. During the raid police seized 169 bottles of alcohol and referred the men to the Public Prosecution.

Khan sells embassy liquor: Police have arrested an Asian man, identified only as Khan, for trading in alcohol, reports Al-Rai daily. The daily quoting a security source said police acting on information put the bootlegger under surveillance and caught him red-handed in possession of bottles of alcohol. During interrogation the suspect said he bought the alcohol from an employee working for the embassy of an Asian country. Kuwait’s Ministry of Foreign Affairs has been informed about the employee and the embassy for necessary action.

Citizen, whisky carton seized: Police have arrested a Kuwaiti man for trading in foreign liquor, reports Al-Anba daily. The daily quoting a reliable security source said personnel from the Anti-Narcotics Department put the suspect under surveillance, set a trap for him and caught him red-handed while selling a carton of Red Label whisky to an undercover police agent for KD 540. The contraband and the suspect have been referred to the authorities.

Abducted Asian woman freed: The Fintas police have freed an unidentified Asian woman who had been kidnapped and detained for four days inside an apartment in the area because she refused to practice prostitution, reports Al-Anba daily. The daily quoting a security source said police acting on information provided by unidentified passersby broke into the apartment and rescued the woman. It has been reported the victim seeing her captors were not around screamed for help and passersby who heard her screams informed the police.
Police are looking for the kidnappers.

Police officer threatened: A police officer in the rank of a major has filed a complaint with the police accusing a compatriot of threatening to cause him harm, reports Al-Watan daily. The police officer said the suspect thinks it is he who was behind the suspension of a policeman who was under his command in the same department.

Egyptian demands damages: An Egyptian man has filed a complaint with the Jleeb Al-Shuyoukh Police Station against the owner of a shopping complex in the area for causing damage to his car and injury to his face, reports Al-Watan daily. It is surprising the man is claiming compensation from the owner of shop although it is the complainant who lost control over his vehicle and crashed into the façade of the shop. The daily did not give more details.

Dog found, not stolen: An unidentified Kuwaiti man who had filed a report with the Jabriya Police Station accusing an unidentified person of stealing his dog from the vicinity of his home says he has found his dog, reports Al-Watan daily.

60-year-old doing drugs?: Police have arrested a Kuwaiti man in his 60s for possessing narcotic pills, reports Al-Rai daily. The daily quoting a reliable security source police asked the man to show his identification papers after they saw him parking his car in a suspicious manner. The man also appeared under the influence of drugs. Police then searched his vehicle and found 13 narcotics pills hidden in the car.

I'm Rick James, Bitch?

According to The Daily Star's (Kuwait Edition) celebrity birthdays section, today (February 1st) sees the following celebrities grow a year older: Robert Paschall Jr (29), Big Boi (32), Lisa Marie Presley (39), Pauly Shore (39), Sherilyn Fenn (42), Rick James (59), and Sherman Hemsley (59).

The problem, dear readers, is that this information is highly ludicrous. And this is why:

1 - Has anyone ever heard of Robert Paschall Jr? Thats right, you haven't. Its because he is not a celebrity at all. He is an electrician. "Bobby" has contributed his stellar electrical know-how to such award winning audio-visual treats as "Power Rangers: Wild Force" and "Walker, Texas Ranger". I understand that our definition of celebrity is pretty blurred these days, but an electrician? Thats pushing it. Also, in my quest to find this obscure gentleman on the internet (and it was a difficult quest, spurred by mind-numbing boredom), i found out that his birthday is actually on the 31st of January. They couldn't even get that right.

2 - Rick James apparently celebrates his 59th birthday today. Well, there's just one problem with that: He died on August 6th 2004 - at the tender age of 56. It's funny that no one bothered to look that up prior to going to press..

3 - Sherman Hemsley (of "All in the family" & "The Jeffersons") actually turns 69 today, not 59 as printed in The Daily Star.

While I understand that, in truth, no one really cares about these minute details. But a respectable publication should! It is important to shed light on these issues: that way, you can look out for any more handymen and/or deceased celebrities in the next edition..