Monday, July 21, 2008

Lovers in Japanese Cars


Back to the grind...

‘Lovers’ caught in the act:
Personnel from the Investigations Department have arrested an Egyptian expatriate and an Iranian woman performing immoral acts inside a Japanese-made-car late in the night, reports Al-Watan Arabic daily. Security sources said the suspects tried to escape when they saw the security personnel approaching, but the car hit a concrete barrier and was blocked. The ‘lovers’ were referred to Jleeb Al-Shuyoukh Police Station for further action.

So what exactly is the relevance of the "Japanese made car"? Does it add any value to this news report? And what if it had been, say, an "American made car"? Would they still have been arrested? Would it have been newsworthy?

And this one is just hilarious...

‘Kuwaiti wife elopes, takes children’:

An Asian man recently visited Al-Rai daily to narrate his predicament when his Kuwaiti wife allegedly eloped with her compatriot lover and took their children with her. The Asian told the daily he noticed the unusual behavior of his wife when he returned home one day. He then searched the whole room and was startled to find his wife’s lover hiding inside a closet. He immediately called police, who arrested his wife and her lover. A case was registered against them in Jleeb Al-Shuyoukh Police Station.

The man later filed a lawsuit against his wife and the court ruled in his favor as he was granted custody of his children. However, the children were missing for several days and he believed his wife took them when she escaped with her lover. He asked the daily to publish pictures of his children and asked anyone who might know of their whereabouts to contact him through the newspaper. He also appealed to the Ministers of Justice and Interior to help him find his children.

The poor bastard.

Law-abiding youth assaulted:


A group of youths, who created a traffic jam in an undisclosed area by performing stunts with their cars on the road, beat a 22-year-old Kuwaiti when he asked them to stop and respect the law, reports Al-Rai. Paramedics rushed to the scene after receiving information about the incident and referred the injured to Jahra Hospital.

Another example of how you can't reason with these fuckers.

1 comment:

Zed said...

LOOOOOOL

Law-abiding youth assaulted:

...jam in an undisclosed area by...

and then

...referred the injured to Jahra Hospital.