"An Unnatural State"

Dear Readers,

I haven't added any reports from the Arab times recently, and for good reason. Simply put, there weren't any reports I deemed worthy of a posting. However, it seems that today, the idiots have come out in full force. It's like they're angry, like they think I've been ignoring them! Fret not, my morons. This post is dedicated to you.

Garden ‘lovers’ in custody: Criminal Investigations Department (CID) men arrested two Asian expatriates for committing an immoral act in a garden in Salmiya. According to sources, the CID men caught the Asians in an ‘unnatural’ state and referred them to authorities.

What, exactly, constituted an "unnatural state"? In an "unrelated incident"..

Homos put in solitary: Two Asian inmates, believed to be homosexuals and serving time at the Central Prison for an unidentified crime, have been punished by sending them into solitary confinement, reports Al-Watan daily. The inmates were caught committing an indecent act.

Firstly, if they are only "believed to be" homosexuals, then why does the title presume they are? And if they are indeed "homos", then surely that is the "unidentified crime" that they committed. In a garden, possibly. Also, I love the title of this next one.

'The money is mine’: A case has been filed against an unidentified female Kuwaiti bank employee for refusing to return KD 10,000 which had been mistakenly remitted to her bank account, reports Al-Rai daily. The daily did not give more details.

Loss shocks Saudi boy: An 11-year-old Saudi boy who fell ill after watching his favorite Saudi Arabian football club lose soccer game has been admitted to the Adan Hospital, reports Al-Qabas daily. It has been reported the boy is upset psychologically. The daily did not give more details.

It's just a game, moron.

Lord have mercy on our souls.