"Hanged for fun"..

Pay attention to the headlines.. and the awful, awful use of a language that vaguely resembles English...

Hanged for fun but revived: An 11-year old boy accidentally hanged himself when he was playing with his friends in Jahra on Wednesday. When the victim’s friends shouted for help, some passers-by rushed to the scene and took the boy to a nearby hospital. Although the boy was thought to be dead initially, doctors managed to revive him by giving him electric shock.

How the hell do you "accidentally" hang yourself?

Kuwaiti woman stolen: A Kuwaiti woman has filed a complaint with the police accusing unidentified persons of breaking into her home in Sabah Al-Salem and stealing nine expensive wrist watches, six cell phones and gold jewelry, reports Al-Watan daily. The woman told police she cannot determine the value of the stolen property. The theft took place when no one was in the home. Personnel from the Criminal Evidences Department have lifted the fingerprints to identify the culprit.

So, no one actually stole the woman?

Taxi driver faces deportation: An unidentified Asian taxi driver who has been accused of picking female students from various faculties and driving them to suspicious apartments is facing the prospect of being deported from the country, reports Al-Watan daily. According to the daily the man’s moves were monitored and was caught red-handed with students in the car. When asked where he was taking the girls, he fumbled and could not give a proper response. It has also been reported the man was carrying in his car women’s under clothes. He also had stored on his cell phone numbers of several women. Meanwhile, the Director of the Capital Security Directorate Brigadier Sabah Al-Mousa was quoted as saying the man must be deported from the country for involving in criminal activities.

Probably the most ridiculous story EVER..