Define "Fun"..

Having been writing these notes for some time now, i am still not sure as to who are the bigger idiots, the writers at the Arab Times, or the people featuring in their stories? You decide...

Woman loses ‘fun’ money: An unidentified young Arab woman has been detained by police for drinking alcohol, reports Al-Watan daily. It has been reported the ‘drunkard’ went to a police station to complain about an unidentified GCC man whom she accused of stealing her money and beating her. However, police detained her when they discovered she was under the influence of alcohol. During interrogation the woman admitted that she walked into the man’s apartment of her own free will to have ‘fun’ with the man after he promised to pay her what she called ‘her time’ but instead after having fun with her the man allegedly beat her and stole her money. The girl said she agreed to have pleasure with the man inside his apartment in Salmiya against a sum of money, however instead of paying her he started to beat her up and stole her money. No action has reportedly been taken against the GCC man.

Their use of quotations is worse than Joey's..

Grocer sets boy on fire: Police are waiting for a medical report to take action on an unidentified grocer who is said to have set on fire an Egyptian boy when the latter went to buy ice-cream, reports Al-Anba daily. According to the victim’s father the grocer poured inflammable substance on the boy and set fire to his son. It is not known why the grocer allegedly committed the act. The victim with burns on his hands, feet and head was rushed to a hospital by his father. No more details are available.

Girl lured into sex: Police have arrested a bedoun youth for having fun with a bedoun girl, reports Al-Rai daily. According to a complaint filed by the teenager’s family at a police station, the youth lured the victim to go to his home claiming he was a rich Kuwaiti man and that he would marry her. However, he took her to his home and allegedly had ‘fun’ with her. The girl was caught by police at her lover’s home. At the police station the girl’s family tried to get hold of the youth to teach him a lesson but police prevented the family from taking the law in their hands.

"I am a rich Kuwaiti Man, please have sex with me.."
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.....