Blame Life.

Dear Readers,

Sorry I haven't been blogging much lately, but I've been extremely busy with work. Ho hum. Anyway, I have decided to blurt out three posts today, just to make all of you feel special.

Enjoy:

Chat-mate beats up, robs ‘royal’: Police are looking three unidentified persons for assaulting an unidentified teenager from the ruling family, reports Al-Jareedah daily. According to a security source the incident took place when the teenager went to visit a female friend whom he met while chatting on the Internet. The friend reportedly told the youth he could have fun with her because her father was at work and was not expected to return soon. The victim said as soon as he arrived at the place, the trio pounced on him, beat him and stole his money, cell phones and other possession including a watch worth KD 1,000. Police believe the suspects imitating a female voice lured the youth to Sulaibiya.

Hmmm. I just can't find the words.

Revenge of jealous ex-spouse: Police have registered a case against an unidentified Kuwaiti man who is in 40s for making a hoax call and disturbing police, reports Arrouiah daily.
According to a security source the man called police and reported seeing his wife in the company of a stranger inside a car and also gave police the car plate number. When police stopped a couple driving along a road bearing the number plate given by the complainant, securitymen discovered the woman is the man’s ex-wife and the other man accompanying his ex-wife was her new husband.

What a fucking moron.

Sex-boosting items seized: Customs officers at the Khubara Al-Awazem border post recently foiled an attempt by an unidentified trucker coming from Iraq to smuggle sex boosting products into the country, reports Al-Qabas daily. A police source said the suspect is Georgian and looked confused when he approached the inspection desk. Inspectors thoroughly searched the man and seized the contraband from his clothes.

Well if he had fucking sex-boosting items up his ass, he would look confused wouldn't he?