Wednesday, February 20, 2008

The titles get creative!


Looks like the Arab Times staff are adding some "attitude" to their reports.. but as the titles below suggest, they're still dumbasses.

‘I don’t need no husband’ - Bedoun Woman runs away from house
Kuwait : Police have ‘arrested’ a Bedoun woman who was reported missing by her husband one month ago, reports Al-Rai daily. The woman who was found near the Palace of Justice told police she preferred to run away from the house because her husband pushed her into committing immoral acts.
She added her husband made her sign a promissory note for KD 10,000 before she escaped.

Was this woman black? And does she live in South Central LA? Ah don't need no husband! lol


You cannot hide it!: General Drug Control Department securitymen on Tuesday foiled the attempt of two Syrians to smuggle 10,000 ‘Coptagon’ pills into the country...

What a fucking stupid title for a report. "You cannot hide it!". Fools.


Rose … and a thank you
Kuwait : Police are looking for four unidentified persons for stealing KD 1,000 from a GCC man. The incident took place when the victim invited the men to visit his stable in Ahmadi, reports Alam Al-Yawm daily. In his complaint to the police the victim said the suspects without his knowledge broke the side glass of his vehicle and stole the money and a credit card. He added the thieves left behind a rose and a thank you note for his hospitality.

Words fail me.

http://www.arabtimesonline.com/kuwaitnews/pagesdetails.asp?nid=12592&ccid=22

1 comment:

ghoweljlsfqwef said...

Haha! This is what you get when you get cheap labor from the Indian subcontinent.