What follows is the exact transcript of a conversation that occurred less than 10 minutes ago between myself and the cashier at KFC. You be the judge:
KFC: Welcome to KFC sir, how can i help you?
Me: Can you tell me the difference between the chicken burger and the chicken fillet?
KFC: One is a burger and the other one is a fillet.
Me: Obviously. But what is the difference?
KFC: They are different meats sir but the same chicken.
Me: So there is no difference?
KFC: No sir.
Me: So are they both chicken?
KFC: Yes sir but it is a different meat.
Me: What do you mean by different meat?
KFC: They are both chicken.
Me: You don't know what the difference is, do you?
KFC: No sir.
COLOSSAL WASTE OF 2 MINUTES OF MY LIFE.
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