Thursday, July 24, 2008

Progressive or Naive?



You decide.

Here are two articles from today's Kuwait Times. One is about a homosexual's experiences in the country, and the other about potential ties with Israel.

I haven't read the Kuwait Times in quite a while. In fact, they used to have a "Kuwait Crime" section worse than the Arab Times, if that's possible. And we all remember that article about "What not to do in Kuwait".

I must admit though, I like what I see.

Wednesday, July 23, 2008

Idiot of the day

A day in the life...



Afghan run over changing tyre: A 54-year-old Afghan man died on the spot while his unidentified companion sustained serious injuries Tuesday when a vehicle driven by an Egyptian knocked them down on Fahaheel Motorway near Messilah. Security sources said the Afghan was driving along the road with his companion when he noticed he had a flat tyre. He then pulled over and he and his companion got out of the car to change the tyres. It was at this point when the Egyptian motorist hit them, resulting in the instantaneous death to the Afghan and serious injuries to his companion.
Many hurt in accidents: An Asian suffered from multiple injuries and fractures when a Kuwaiti motorist knocked him down while he was crossing a road in Hawally. The injured was rushed to Mubarak Hospital while the Kuwaiti motorist was referred to the authorities for questioning. During interrogation, the Kuwaiti motorist told police the Asian suddenly appeared on the road and he could not avoid hitting him.

In an unrelated incident, a 50-year-old Kuwaiti woman lost consciousness when her vehicle collided with another in Shuwaikh. She was referred to Sabah Hospital. On the other hand, a 35-year-old Asian had a fracture in an undisclosed part of his body when his car crashed into another on the Sixth Ring Road opposite Waha area. He was also referred for treatment to Sabah Hospital. Also, an Asian sustained injuries in various parts of his body due to a two-vehicle collision on Fahaheel Motorway. He was referred to Adan Hospital. Meanwhile, a Kuwaiti youth sustained head injuries and fractures when his motorbike hit a car, which suddenly crossed a road in Riqqa. He is now undergoing treatment in Adan Hospital.

Tankers Collided: An oil tanker collided Monday with a sewage tanker on King Fahad Motorway, resulting in injuries to the driver of the sewage tanker. After receiving information about the accident, firemen from Abdullah Port and Mubarak Al-Kabeer Fire Stations rushed to the location.

Kuwaiti killed in mishap: A 21-year-old Kuwaiti citizen lost his life in a ghastly car accident, while other occupants, a 37-year-old Bangladeshi and an 18-year-old Kuwaiti, sustained injuries when their car overturned on a highway, reports Al-Dar daily. The Bangladeshi who reportedly sustained injuries on the forehead and the younger Kuwaiti whose left arm was severed were rushed to Mubarak Hospital, while the deceased’s remains were taken to Forensics. Meanwhile, a 33-year-old Egyptian expatriate died when a fast moving car ran over him in Sulaibiya area. His remains were referred to Forensics Department, reports Al-Dar daily.

Arab expat killed: An Arab expatriate died in Sabhan when his car bumped into another car at Sabhan Industrial intersection, reports Al-Dar daily. His remains were referred to Forensics Department and investigations underway to determine the cause of his death.

Meanwhile...

Sheep-loaded boat capsizes: Firefighters plucked 40 dead sheep from the sea in the last five days after a boat loaded with livestock sank near Shuwaikh Port, reports Al-Anba daily. Sources said firefighters started rescue operations Wednesday when they saved the lives of four Iranian laborers. Sources revealed the boat was found to be in a very bad shape before leaving Iran but it continued on its journey. Kuwaiti authorities will submit a report to their Iranian counterparts to determine who should be held liable for the accident.

Tuesday, July 22, 2008

Idiots in Lebanon



Now now, before you get your flags out, I just want to say that I adore Lebanon. It's a gorgeous country with great people, hot women and so much more. A good example of which is the lady to my right, who I still think is the prettiest Miss Lebanon of recent years, Clemence Ashkar.

But what the fuck is up with the driving?

I was in Beirut a couple of weeks ago (for the first time might I add, so those who think my awe is old news, just bear with me) and was shocked to find that people don't wear seat belts, don't stop at traffic lights, and don't even blink at one-way signs.

No one stops at most traffic lights, but there are certain traffic lights that everyone stops at. What the fuck? How does that make any sense? I asked a cab driver what the deal was with this insanity, to which he shrugged apathetically. He did, however, mention that he "didn't like" seatbelts, has never worn one in his 35 years as a cabbie, and thinks that there is "no need" for them in Lebanon. Well, with a populace that doesn't stop at traffic lights, I think that Lebanon is probably the place they need them most.

So I'm walking down a one-way street (in the direction of the traffic) when a scooter whizzes towards me (he's going the wrong way, against traffic), almost crashes into me, then swears at me for being in the way. All while a policeman idly puffs his cigarette and chuckles at the situation. Then the fucker drives off.

What is this madness?

Chat Rooms?



I really can't make head nor tail of this report:

KUWAIT CITY : The Ministry of Commerce and Industry has asked the Ministry of Communic-ations to investigate the ‘chat rooms’ which sometimes are being used by men and women as a meeting point. Ministry of Commerce and Industry sources said the ministry put under surveillance one of the commercials issued by a private company which lured youth to start talking with members of the opposite sex for just 150 fils a minute. Such behavior, the ministry said, violates society morals. The Ministry of Commerce and Industry wants to know from the Ministry of Communications if the private company which published the commercial has a license to do so.

So is there an Internet company in Kuwait that charges 150 fils a minute? I don't get it.

The (Not so Weekly anymore) Ten



Dear Readers,

So I've decided to re-name the Weekly Ten for the obvious reason that they are not really Weekly anymore. So I'll only write them when I can be bothered.

Also, in case you were wondering what the picture's all about, well, I typed "teen" instead of "ten" when I was googling an image to add to the post. My bad. I'm really sorry. You'll just have to suffer.

So this week/month I bring you....

Top 10 Car Stickers in Kuwait

(DISCLAIMER: While the title of this particular Ten is misleading, I would just like to say that the following ten car stickers are ones that I have seen, either in real life or a photo somewhere. If you think you have better ones, then please, PLEASE let me know. Idiots on the road are my favorites.)

10 – "Impossible Love"

9 – "Off Road's Lord – Watch My Dust"

8 – "Mess with the best – die like the rest"

7 – "Death Row" (With a picture of 2pac)

6 – "Don't Cry My Life"

5 – "What do I got to do with people and people got to do with me!"

4 – "Knight of the Night"

3 – "Almost Single!"

2 – "Why Net?" ("Why Not" misspelt)

1 – "I'll treat you like my horses"

Send me more and I'll make the top 50...

Monday, July 21, 2008