Cine who?

I've been away for a while, but not much has changed.

Sabahoo Kedb The movie story revolves around a blind man called (Neaana) who gets his sight back, but he does not tell anyone about it until he knows the truth about the people that surround him. But he gets a nerve breakdown once he knows them very well.

Kass we Lazk The young lady (Jameelah) just turn thirty years old, so she decides to immigrate to New Zealand but her plan fails. She meets a young man (Yousef), who is thinking to immigrate also, Jameelah makes a deal with Yousef which will help them to immigrate to New Zealand, but this deal got pushed in a different direction that they did not expect.

Annan Thambi -Malayalam Brothers, twins, born within a difference of 90 seconds. The problem with them is that one is dumb and the other is verbose. To avoid more casualties due to sibling rivalry, one is sent to Pollachi with his uncle and other stays back with his parents. Appu the eldest of the twins is a vitriolic troublemaker, and erstwhile associate and present enemy of Dharmarajan, whos niece Thenmozhi is madly after Appu.

Blame Life.

Dear Readers,

Sorry I haven't been blogging much lately, but I've been extremely busy with work. Ho hum. Anyway, I have decided to blurt out three posts today, just to make all of you feel special.

Enjoy:

Chat-mate beats up, robs ‘royal’: Police are looking three unidentified persons for assaulting an unidentified teenager from the ruling family, reports Al-Jareedah daily. According to a security source the incident took place when the teenager went to visit a female friend whom he met while chatting on the Internet. The friend reportedly told the youth he could have fun with her because her father was at work and was not expected to return soon. The victim said as soon as he arrived at the place, the trio pounced on him, beat him and stole his money, cell phones and other possession including a watch worth KD 1,000. Police believe the suspects imitating a female voice lured the youth to Sulaibiya.

Hmmm. I just can't find the words.

Revenge of jealous ex-spouse: Police have registered a case against an unidentified Kuwaiti man who is in 40s for making a hoax call and disturbing police, reports Arrouiah daily.
According to a security source the man called police and reported seeing his wife in the company of a stranger inside a car and also gave police the car plate number. When police stopped a couple driving along a road bearing the number plate given by the complainant, securitymen discovered the woman is the man’s ex-wife and the other man accompanying his ex-wife was her new husband.

What a fucking moron.

Sex-boosting items seized: Customs officers at the Khubara Al-Awazem border post recently foiled an attempt by an unidentified trucker coming from Iraq to smuggle sex boosting products into the country, reports Al-Qabas daily. A police source said the suspect is Georgian and looked confused when he approached the inspection desk. Inspectors thoroughly searched the man and seized the contraband from his clothes.

Well if he had fucking sex-boosting items up his ass, he would look confused wouldn't he?

The "Krazzy" 4

Check this shit out...

Juba -Arabic Juba is a name of a small town in Somalia and passes thru it a river has the same name of this town. This river floods the town with water once in awhile which it causes the crocodiles to attack the town people and eat many humans which to the point it became as ritual. Yousef is an African champion in shooting and he a reporter at the percent where he was in the same time long time ago with peace keeping forces, and he made many friends back then. Now peace keeping forces are gathering again to keep the peace in Juba once again.

Krazzy 4 -Hindi Its a mad, mad, mad world out there. Someones nutty about money ... Someones deranged by power... Someones cracked with stress... Someones unhinged by overwork... Someones insanely in love.... Its a mad, mad, mad world out there, and everybodys worried theyre going bananas.... Except the Krazzy 4. Because they know theyre already Krazzy!

Someone needs to be shot and/or maimed.

Mulla -Malayalam Dileep plays a very different title character, in a different get up and baldhead, in the movie. Scripted by Sindhuraj, the movie is about Mulla, the son of a worker in a criminals colony who is also a goonda.

What the fuck is a goonda?

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"An Unnatural State"

Dear Readers,

I haven't added any reports from the Arab times recently, and for good reason. Simply put, there weren't any reports I deemed worthy of a posting. However, it seems that today, the idiots have come out in full force. It's like they're angry, like they think I've been ignoring them! Fret not, my morons. This post is dedicated to you.

Garden ‘lovers’ in custody: Criminal Investigations Department (CID) men arrested two Asian expatriates for committing an immoral act in a garden in Salmiya. According to sources, the CID men caught the Asians in an ‘unnatural’ state and referred them to authorities.

What, exactly, constituted an "unnatural state"? In an "unrelated incident"..

Homos put in solitary: Two Asian inmates, believed to be homosexuals and serving time at the Central Prison for an unidentified crime, have been punished by sending them into solitary confinement, reports Al-Watan daily. The inmates were caught committing an indecent act.

Firstly, if they are only "believed to be" homosexuals, then why does the title presume they are? And if they are indeed "homos", then surely that is the "unidentified crime" that they committed. In a garden, possibly. Also, I love the title of this next one.

'The money is mine’: A case has been filed against an unidentified female Kuwaiti bank employee for refusing to return KD 10,000 which had been mistakenly remitted to her bank account, reports Al-Rai daily. The daily did not give more details.

Loss shocks Saudi boy: An 11-year-old Saudi boy who fell ill after watching his favorite Saudi Arabian football club lose soccer game has been admitted to the Adan Hospital, reports Al-Qabas daily. It has been reported the boy is upset psychologically. The daily did not give more details.

It's just a game, moron.

Lord have mercy on our souls.

The Weekly Ten

Dear Readers,

Sorry I haven't been updating the blog much recently - I've been busy engaging in drunken debauchery in Dubai. The worst part is, I missed the sorry excuse for a hurricane that we had a few days ago. Ho hum. Anyway, here's this week's ten:

Top 10 Excuses to give your boss if you are late for work

10 – "I was up all night puking – I had some bad take out".

Good for use at least once a month. Make sure you don't use it too often though, as you might tempt fate and actually get food poisoning.

9 – "My alarm didn't ring"

Use only once in your lifetime, if you are desperate. Using it more than once will result in your boss waking you up with a phone call every morning. Not good.

8 – "I thought it was the weekend"

Also only good for use once. You can't think it is the weekend everyday. Otherwise you would be a moron.

7 – "I was stuck in traffic"

A good excuse to use regularly, although if everyone else is in the office on time, then it will start to wear thin after the 5th time.

6 – "I had to go to the doctor"

Also good to use. But eventually you are going to have to claim on your medical insurance, and HR might do some checking on you. Use with caution.

5 – "My kid was sick"

Only use if you actually have children. And don't use it often, unless the baby is a toddler, in which case you have free reign to use it as many times as possible.

4 – "I had a meeting"

Only use if you can enlist your secretary as an accomplice to back the story up with your boss. The only problem is, your boss could end up calling the client. Use with caution.

3 – "I had a flat tire"

A good excuse to use, but not very often. Otherwise your boss will keep giving you crap about your piece of shit car. Don’t use this excuse if you are driving a company car. For obvious reasons.

2 – "I had a car accident"

Don't use this excuse unless you are willing to drive your car into a wall to prove you actually had an accident. Don't drive your car into the wall if you are driving a company car.

1 – "Family Emergency"

The best excuse of them all. The vaguer the better. That way you don't have to really lie. Sleep can be classed as an emergency, and of course, you are your own family.

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Kashf Hesab The movies story revolve around a young engineer who lives his life in wired way and he is in love with a young lady (Suha), she works in criminal lab. One day he gets accused in a rapping a young girl (Deena), and he tries to proof that he is innocent.

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Top 10 Tourist Attractions in Kuwait

10 – Beirut Street, Hawalli

Beautiful at any time of year, Beirut Street will provide visitors with an unforgettable experience. The perfect place to get pirated CD's, DVD's, and computer software. Is also aesthetically pleasing, with more misspelt synonyms for "computer" than you thought possible.

9 – The Marina Mall Safari

Take a seat on any one of the benches at Marina Mall and stare at the weird and wonderful creatures before you. An experience that will depress you, but ultimately leave you wanting to come back the next day.

8 – The Water Towers

While you can't really get to them on any road, the water towers on the 5th ring road (or any of the other water towers for that matter) will make you think you are on the set of Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. Take pictures, then discard them.

7 – Pepsi Street, Shuwaikh

Pepsi Street provides visitors with a unique and entertaining viewing experience. Marvel at the insanely stupid driving, the imbecile parking methods, and wonder how a 5 ton lorry can zigzag through traffic like that. Incredible.

6 – Entertainment City

Walk around the vast landscape and enjoy one of the 3 good working rides at this wonderful theme park. Enjoy a serene boat ride on the man-made Arabian canal, and wonder if you will die of some kind of weird amoeba if you fall in.

5 – The Tariq Rajab Museum

Um. This one is actually pretty good.

4 – The Scientific Centre

A state-of-the-art Aquarium. Make sure you go on feeding day, and hope the shark eats the guy who is feeding it.

3 – Kuwait Zoo

A great place to visit, sit back, and wonder how in God's name the animals are still alive.

2 – Souk Al Mubarakiya

An excellent market-type location where you can get authentic Kuwaiti stuff. And interesting strains of stomach viruses should you choose to eat in any one of the restaurants there.

1 – Kuwait Towers

I wish someone would clean them.