Don't they deserve to die?

I don't know if it's small penis syndrome, a lack of things to do, or sexual frustration, but what is it that makes these guys want to drive like total morons on the road?

I don't mean to sound like a bore, but its true - they endanger their own lives and the lives of other drivers, all under the auspices of the police. And they go and make videos and post their idiocy on YouTube!

I mean, you get moron drivers all around the world. And I've driven in the UK, Jordan, and other places. But I haven't seen anything even close to the insanity I see here.

What is wrong with this country?

"Enjoying" the stuff

Indian steals telephone line: Police have arrested an Indian man for stealing a telephone line of a Kuwaiti subscriber and connecting it to a sophisticated device to make international calls, reports Al-Watan daily.
The suspect was arrested in the vicinity of a residential complex housing divorced women and widows in a suburb of Sabah Al-Salem.

They have complexes exclusively for divorced women and widows??
Asian female escapes rape: Police have arrested two Asians for attempting to break into an apartment of a female compatriot neighbor with the intention to rape her, reports Arrouiah daily.
When the woman felt the men were trying to creep into her apartment she called the Operations Department of the Ministry of Interior. The department dispatched a police patrol and caught the men.
At the time of the arrest the men were high on alcohol. During interrogation they told police about the plan to rape the woman.

You don't get "high" on Alcohol. You become a stumbling, mumbling, clumsy bastard. High people are mellow.. and probably can't even find their dicks let alone think about raping someone. And besides, what kind of morons would tell the police that they planned to rape someone?

And finally...

Kuwaitis held red handed taking drugs near a restaurant at the airport : Airport securitymen arrested two citizens who were caught red-handed taking drugs near a restaurant at the airport.
The securitymen reportedly became suspicious of their movements and began to observe them from a distance and rushed to get hold of them as soon they began to 'enjoy' the stuff.

So, if they hadn't "enjoyed" the stuff, would they have been caught? Are drugs only illegal in Kuwait ONLY if you "enjoy" them? I want to pull my hair out.

I couldn't resist.

Our buddies at Cinescape have really outdone themselves this time. Check out the latest synopsis from their "Coming soon" section...

Al Shabah (Arabic) The movie’s story revolves around a young man, who suffers from amnesia, works hard to know the real him and to know more details about his past life, but he faces many problems which leads to cause him in homicide and the police is looking for him. Now, he tries to find the real killer with the help of his friend, but he comes to know there are many people support the real killer and protect him, and in the other hand there are people against the real killer. In all of this, this young man falls in love with a young lady and she stands by him till he proof he is innocent.

Roudram (Malayalam) Narendran is a daring Police Officer, who has always been keen on doing his duty, but is forced to make compromises due to all kinds of pressures. The enthusiasm that he had when he donned Khakhi for the first time gradually gets eroded and he is often reminded that as a Police Officer, there were a lot of limitations. Narendran is put in charge of a murder case. The usual pressures are there, but somehow he finds it in him to work against these pressures and do his duty the way he thinks is right.

I am your husband!

Dear Peeps..

I am back after a well-deserved leave of absence during the awful excuse for a celebration (often referred to as National & Liberation Day)..

In any case, I checked the Arab Times website the minute I arrived and was pleased to find that this blog is far from ever becoming redundant.. and here is why:

Expat given electric shock: Two thieves gave an electric shock to an Arab expatriate and escaped with his wallet and car in Jleeb Al-Shuyoukh area.
Reportedly, the victim was taken by surprise when unidentified men approached him and asked him to hand over his car and wallet. When the man refused, the thieves allegedly gave him an electric shock using an electric device and escaped with the car and the victim’s wallet.
The man, after coming to his senses, filed a complaint at a police station and said he had KD 150 in his wallet.

An Arab man forced to sign promissory note: Kuwait : An Arab man has filed a complaint with the South Jahra Police Station accusing his sponsor of forcing him to sign on a blank promissory note after threatening to ‘blow’ his head with a revolver, reports Al-Rai daily.
The sponsor will be summoned for interrogation.
"Blow" his head with a revolver. I'm not sure the guy understood exactly what he was in for..

Police arrest 2 transvestites: Kuwait : Police have arrested two transvestites and four unidentified young men. They were caught inside a tent in Bneider, reports Al-Wasat daily.
The daily said the Operations Department of the Ministry of Interior acting on information from some campers in the area dispatched police to the area and arrested the suspects.
It has been reported when a police party raided the tent the suspects were giggling and having fun.
They have been referred to the concerned authorities.

And Finally...

I am your husband! Kuwait : Police are looking for an unidentified person for molesting a Kuwaiti woman inside a camp in Mina Abdullah, reports Al-Anba daily.
A police source said the woman was sleeping inside a tent and she screamed for help when she found a stranger sleeping next to her.
When the woman screamed for help the man reportedly tried to calm her down by saying he was her husband.
The intruder escaped on foot before help arrived. However, according to a police source the intruder is a friend of the woman's husband.

God help us all.

The titles get creative!

Looks like the Arab Times staff are adding some "attitude" to their reports.. but as the titles below suggest, they're still dumbasses.

‘I don’t need no husband’ - Bedoun Woman runs away from house
Kuwait : Police have ‘arrested’ a Bedoun woman who was reported missing by her husband one month ago, reports Al-Rai daily. The woman who was found near the Palace of Justice told police she preferred to run away from the house because her husband pushed her into committing immoral acts.
She added her husband made her sign a promissory note for KD 10,000 before she escaped.

Was this woman black? And does she live in South Central LA? Ah don't need no husband! lol

You cannot hide it!: General Drug Control Department securitymen on Tuesday foiled the attempt of two Syrians to smuggle 10,000 ‘Coptagon’ pills into the country...

What a fucking stupid title for a report. "You cannot hide it!". Fools.

Rose … and a thank you
Kuwait : Police are looking for four unidentified persons for stealing KD 1,000 from a GCC man. The incident took place when the victim invited the men to visit his stable in Ahmadi, reports Alam Al-Yawm daily. In his complaint to the police the victim said the suspects without his knowledge broke the side glass of his vehicle and stole the money and a credit card. He added the thieves left behind a rose and a thank you note for his hospitality.

Words fail me.

http://www.arabtimesonline.com/kuwaitnews/pagesdetails.asp?nid=12592&ccid=22

"Hostrical" locations..

Is "Lighted" even a word?

The Arab Times' "Classifieds" Section:

Lighted Party Fountain | Beverage & Drink Centerpiece Ideal for birthday parties, weddings, and other special events, this fountain holds up to 1 gallon of any favorite beverage and features a three-tier cascading tower. The unit pumps liquid from the lighted bottom bowl up to the top. The beverage then cascades back down in a waterfall effect from one tier to the next through holes around the outside of the bowls. This multi-tier fountain is so impressive you might have to remind your guests to stick their cup in to fill it—or they’ll just stand there hypnotized by the sight and sound of liquid cascading like a waterfall from one tier to the next. Pour up to 1 gal. of punch or other beverage into the main reservoir and watch as the liquid is pumped to the top then tumbles from tier to tier. Made of ornately molded clear plastic,. Perfect for parties and family get-togethers, the fountain comes with eight 8-oz. cups. Let the good times flow. PRICE / 22KD with delivery !

Bear in mind that you might have to "remind your guests to stick their cup in to fill it, because they'll be standing there hypnotized" at the plastic piece of crap in front of them.

And, I've never seen a longer sentence than the one below:

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What the fuck is "Love teaching by play-way method"?

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A good contact to have should you ever need to visit any "hostrical" islamic locations.

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Includes very good "Servicing"? What does that mean? Ummm...


http://www.arabtimesonline.com/client/classifiedsinnerpage.asp?offset=0&clid=10

There are no words.

Schizo Kuwait.

Naked Ethiopian woman at Kuwait Towers held

Kuwait : Police have arrested an Ethiopian woman who allegedly stood naked under the Kuwait Towers and referred her to authorities for questioning, reports Al-Rai daily.

Pimp, prostitutes arrested: Acting on information and armed with a search and arrest warrant, securitymen raided a vice den in Salmiya and arrested six prostitutes and a transvestite pimp and referred them to authorities, reports Arrouiah daily.

Kuwaiti still at large in Mangaf ‘suicide-shooting’
Kuwait : Police are looking for a Kuwaiti man who shot in the air to escape from a building from which an Indonesian woman fell to her death in Mangaf, reports Al-Seyassah daily.
Earlier reports said the woman’s Indonesian husband, accompanied by the Kuwaiti man, burst into her apartment and fired five bullets from a Kalashinkov Thursday evening. The woman allegedly got terrified and jumped from the sixth floor apartment and died instantly. The woman’s husband was arrested but his Kuwaiti accomplice managed to flee by firing randomly in the air.
Al-Rai daily, however, gave a different version of the story saying the apartment was being used as a brothel and police arrested eight Asian men involved in the crime.Reportedly, four out of them admitted to breaking into the apartment in search of a Bangladeshi pimp.

Dog stuck in engine rescued: Firefighters rescued a dog which hid in the engine of a Kuwaiti woman’s car, reports Al-Watan daily.
The woman called the Operations Room of the Interior Ministry saying a dog was barking from the engine of her car. Firefighters rushed to the spot and managed to get the dog out.

http://www.arabtimesonline.com/kuwaitnews/pagesdetails.asp?nid=12409&ccid=22